Depsite our dogged defence, crying havoc and letting slip the dogs of war, the sons of bitches on the other side sent the Argentinian mastiff, sorry massiv, home licking their... wounds. Why are we persisting with these dog tired old jokes? It's a bit paw. Ask Trainset - he has a shaggy dog story for you all.
Next week we have the start of the 40K competition, if even, otherwise recoil if odd - which we are. Hang on, I'm talking like Phil Barker. ;-)
Also Napoleonic. Which I can't squeeze a dog joke out of. Hey Ho.